A' la the bicycle-
Argument: The average English word has 2.5 syllables. It is a constant that a haiku stanza has 17 syllables. This means that the average haiku written in English will have in the environ of seven words. I have no idea how many syllables the average Japanese word contains, however, I do know that variety exists between the languages.
Armadillo's talk a whole lot of shit.
Sleep with Ann Coulter? You must think I'm desperate.
How many armadillo's do you know?