Saturday, July 22, 2006

I must be drunk and blogging haiku.

So I will westernize haiku.

A' la the bicycle-

Argument: The average English word has 2.5 syllables. It is a constant that a haiku stanza has 17 syllables. This means that the average haiku written in English will have in the environ of seven words. I have no idea how many syllables the average Japanese word contains, however, I do know that variety exists between the languages.

Armadillo's talk a whole lot of shit.

Sleep with Ann Coulter? You must think I'm desperate.

How many armadillo's do you know?

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