Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Some Of These 9/11 Conspiracy Theories Are Hilarious

Have you seen any of these lately? Here's one from the blog " Humint Events Online who claims that "The 9/11 hijacking attacks were very likely facilitated by a rogue group within the US government that created an Islamic terrorist "Pearl Harbor" event as a catalyst for the military invasion of Middle Eastern countries. This weblog will explore the incredibly strange events of 9/11/01, and other issues of US government responsibility."

Hopefully, My Last Analysis of the Flight 93 Crash: Where I Show the Official Story Is Simply Wrong Here is the official government version of the flight 93 crash (all of the details can be found in the book "Among the Heroes" by Jere Longman):

This particular rocket scientist also tackled the "conspiracy" behind the WTC collapse, using some very high tech equipment to prove -PROVE I TELLSYA! that the WTC was not brought down by the fire from the airplane crashing in to it, but in fact it was brought down by a controlled demolition.

Well, that settles it then. Bush must be stopped. He obviously has mastered the art of deception by simultaneously being the dumbest president in history AND the most devious. Because if two small slabs of concrete and some chicken wire can't convince you, then you are obviously part of the conspiracy.

Then there is "Loose Change:The Movie". According to Wikipedia-"Loose Change is a documentary written and directed by Dylan Avery which presents a possible explanation of events during the September 11, 2001 Terrorist Attacks. The film attempts to compensate for the perceived inadequacy of government investigations and the 9/11 Commission Report. It alleges that the attacks were not the result of terrorism but a series of cleverly executed events carried out by the US government."

This movie is the video definition of the term "Stuck on Stupid". However, it did spawn Screw Loose Change- a blog dedicated to pimp-slapping the drivel presented in Loose Change, and the short yet entertaining Loose Trains-" The 9/11 Train Conspiracy-This website is dedicated to the truth about 9/11. That 9/11 was not caused by passenger airlines or even missiles, but TRAINS, as part of a government conspiracy to control the world's railways."

John at Wuzzadem also got in on the action with the post entitled -And Now, A Message For Aspiring 9/11 Conspiracy Bloggers. John is a funny bastard.

It was the TRAINS MAN!!! THE TRAINS!!!!!!!!DON'T YOU SEE????????

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