Thursday, June 14, 2007

Jessica Alba And I Have Something In Common

wants to experiment sexually and is interested in having a one night stand with another man, in hopes that this man leaves the following morning with no questions asked and no snuggle time.


I want to have sex with Jessica Alba.

This is a win-win! She gets what she wants, and I get to have sex with Jessica Alba! What could be better for both of us than this?

Here is what COULD be a picture of her leaving my aparment the morning after we have a consensual, non-binding one-night stand.

Courtesy of The Sun Online..

STUNNING actress Jessica Alba says she is up for a one-night stand - as long as the man leaves the next morning. The curvy 23-year-old, who was recently romantically linked to Hollywood hunk Mark Wahlberg, likes the idea of getting intimate with lots of different people because she loves experimenting in sex. She told Cosmopolitan magazine: "I just wanted to see what it was like to be with different people. I don't think a girl's a slut if she enjoys sex. "I could have a one-night stand, and I'm the kind of girl who looks over in the morning and is like, 'Do you really have to be here?' I don't need to cuddle and do all that stuff because I know what it is and I don't try to make it more. "I feel like a lot of women try to make it into more, so they don't feel so bad about just wanting to have sex. I don't really have a problem with just wanting sex. Never have. "Even when I was a virgin and wanted to marry the first guy who I slept with, I never passed any judgments about that. But now I'm done with dating around."

I promise I won't want to snuggle the next morning. Nope. Once I wake up to that I'll be kicking her out the door foah shooah!

Beat it woman! Get out mah house!

Call me Jess! I'm in the book!

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