Top 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus
10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to
give it away.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over
his brand of Beer.
4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.
3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a Beer.
1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you
Also for your viewing pleasure, I am linking to Jay Pinkerton's Jesus photoshop series. However, it comes with a warning. If you are easily offended by Jesus jokes, then DO NOT-I repeat-DO NOT click this LINK RIGHT HERE ENCASED IN BOLD LETTERS THAT WILL HAVE STUFF MAKING FUN OF JESUS THAT MAY POSSIBLY FOR SOME BIZZARE REASON BE OFFENSIVE TO YOU JESUS NUTS.
So, if you clicked that link, and got offended, don't come crying to me. I warned you. You can't say I didn't.....